Thursday, December 22, 2011

the questions i get asked at dylans on a daily basis....

"so.....how does it work here?" ---->um no its a candy store you didnt just enter the museum of science, this isnt rocket NASA shit its a candy store open your eyes and figure it out


"my name is dylan! do i get a discount" --->no you little twerp there are a million kids out there named dylan your not the only superstar


(checking goods out) "those are 50% off. those are 4 for 10" -----> thank you bitch but im the sales associate here i know our prices you dont have to tell me the price of everything thats why we have a computer system

"does dylan ever come into the store" -----> no  no not at all this is only the biggest store out here of course she comes in every once in awhile and even if she didnt i would probably tell you she did

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