Something I would never do

Drag my bf to the mall on Black Friday
Like I barely even want to deal with Black Friday madness or the mall on a normal day so why the fuck would any man want to deal with that?? None. Unless your gay/whipped.
Like what guy wants to sit there and watch you shop unless its for lingerie where he can at least let his mind wander...
Like obvi he's gonna be like "oh yes babe that looks soooo good on you" because he wants to get out of there ASAP and he knows you would just get pissed if he said otherwise.
Like oh yeah what a romantic date let me drag my bf to the mall -said no one ever