top devastating moments while riding the subway

unfortunately im not as fabulous as serena van der woodsen and dont have my personal car service....yet...until then...

#1... so you get to the subway station and treck down the stairs (if you're wearing heels its even worse) to find out there is a 20 minute wait for the effing train. your heart literally drops especially if your already late your just like ef this im done already

#2.... when your waiting for the train, and it finally comes...but doesnt stop.  its like what the fuck man why you just rollin through the station why arent you stopping DO YOU NOT LOVE ME and then you have to wait like 10 minutes for another overly crowded train

#3....when the train just stops. mid station. blackness. surrounds you. claustrophobia sets in. and your just like "what. is. the. deal. why are we not moving???  LETS. GO." there have been times where ive sat there for a good ten minutes (always at grand central)

#4....the smell. actually this could be moved to like #2 because can we all agree that the 59th street station on the east side is the worst smelling subway station in all of manhattan. literally reeks of i dont even know what. maybe homeless man piss combined with pure nastiness. omg literally reeks so bad wow its literally the worst. vom dot com for sure..

#5....you know the MTA needs to better control their homeless people because when i start memorizing their one liners when they tryto pawn money off me..thats an issue. we all have seen the little black dood who sings us a song (what song that is i have no idea) and then whips out the line "and smile, it wont mess up your hair" and occasionally you make eye contact and he flashes a creepy smile NO YOU WILL NOT GET MY SPARE CHANGE

#6...subway wind really effing grosses me out...like the train comes speeding by and blows all this warm smelly wind like i can just feel my skin getting contaminated with garbage, piss, and homeless man like so nasty