Thursday, January 3, 2013

things i cant deal with when driving

1.  grannies in the high speed lane.

on a 2 lane highway, or any lane high way, there is a high speed lane...for people who want to EXCEED the speed limit. yes i can be a bit of a speed demon from time to time (more like all the time woops) but anyways i just dont understand people who perch their little dumb cars in the high speed lane and drive like its a sunday morning drive on the scenic route. like LETS GO people this is the high speed lane for people who want to live in the fast lane and pretend like they are nascar drivers

2.  people who drive the speed limit

or worse...below the speed limit. this is legit torture when your driving down the back roads and BOOM you get slammed behind some granny or soccer mom crawling at 25 mph. i look at the speed limit as a suggestion not a law and we all know where the cops hide so lets pick up the pace to at least 40 plz

3.  assholes

yes this is a generalized post for all you assholes who dont let me into the lane when i need to make an exit. i put my blinker on, CLEARLY need to get over, so WHY are you speeding ahead forcing me to play this game with another asshole who probably wont  fucking let me in causing me to miss the exit to my house/destination.
this is a post for all the assholes that cut me off driving down the street. like you really couldn't wait for me to pass and then pull behind me. ..... . . ..

4. subs

this is a dedication to all you douchebags who blast your wack ass music throughout your beat up piece of krap car thinking your all fly and shit cuz you got subs that can literally blast apart a small neighborhood with the bass line  nobody wants to hear the obnoxious noises that come out of your car when we are sitting in traffic or at a stoplight.  so please, take off your white sunglasses you giant meathead and turn down the effing music. thank you.



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