1. Announcing birthdays that are not yours
OH! Its your Aunt Cindi's 43rd birthday? Please let me take 5 seconds of my life that I will never get back reading about how happy you are for her and how greatful you are. Please, this is Facebook not the back of your Hallmark card not one of us (except your aunt) cares so please stop taking up space on our news feed with your long sappy love letter.
2. Your day's agenda
"Working out, job hunting, and unpacking! such a long day ahead of me..." Thank you so much for writing down your schedule, now I'll know not to contact you until you post another status that your "chillaxin". Like please that was so circa 2001 away message days. Nobody actually needs to or WANTS to know what your doing with your day and your real friends will probably already know.
3. Being sick
"UGH sick again! congested and sinus infection!" like first of all ew, second of all your not the only one. third of all, there are kids dying of cancer your sinus infection will go away in a week its not the end of the world. so please stop trying to get sympathy from your Facebook friends that couldn't give two shits.
4. Political Tirades
Because everyone has an opinion and going on a tirade about obama vs romney is really just pointless and starts unnecessary drama which is why i dub it stupid and unnecessary. keep it within the debate team, not Facebook.
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